no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
And it’s art-school cousin, “this looks like shit but I can probably bullshit it in crit tomorrow and say it’s ‘abstract’ or something”.
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
I told myself I should cut down on my pop intake, so instead, I started drinking liquor.
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
foreign languages are all fun and games UNTIL IT COMES TO IRREGULARS AND CONJUGATION