Date: June 23rd, 2012
The things you should know about me are that I’m awesome (fact) and I am a big fan of Ryan Reynolds (fiction - everyone knows it’s Ryan Gosling we should adore).
This blog is a disorganized mess because I’m a disorganized mess.
I mean, I’ve found three wigs in the drawers of my desk. Don’t ask. Just appreciate I own three wigs. Most people go through life without even one wig in their possession; by this logic, I’m three times as good as most of the people you know. Let’s edit this, because I actually recently just hyper-cleaned my bedroom. I now no longer own those wigs. I de-wigged my life. BUT. But even though now my bedroom is clean, mostly, and I organized my stuff, mostly, know that I’m still 3x better than everyone else on principle.
I suppose I can tell you that I live in Canada, and I’m 21. That makes me just about anyone. Which is nice. I could also tell you that my goal is to study animation. So far, that’s sort of a bust, but I am not giving up on that.
I really want to own a dog, and my favourite food is pizza. And burrito’s. And sushi. If I could combine all three and not make it disgusting, I’d be so incredibly satisfied. Favourite movies are for suckers, but if I had to say the one I watch the most, yearly, it would be Muppet Treasure Island.
if you’re actually reading my about page you’re 90% more likely to live a longer life. I HAVE THAT KIND OF AUTHORITY, I CAN MAKE THOSE DECISIONS.