January 2012
Sephora at Eaton Center, you know how to treat a...
Specifically, you know how to keep your shit in stock all the time so that I can buy the foundation I want. Congrats on your stuff.
Jan 27th
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How can I prove I never owned something in the...
Two weeks ago, I bought a DS game from Walmart. I had been looking for it at various EB Games/Gamestops in vain, since none of them had it in stock. I recall opening it once after I bought it, but I more or less fiddled with the inserts, and I don’t remember ever actually taking out the game. Because of reasons, I never actually opened the box until today. There was no game inside the...
Jan 27th
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Canadian-asking-Americans/Everyone-who-isn't-Canadi...
In Canada, we have names for different sizes of alcohol bottles. A mickey is the smallest, followed by a 26er (or a two-six), a 40, and a 60.  A little research has informed me that calling something a mickey and a 26er/two-six is generally a Canadian thing. Truth? False?
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Dr. Google, cure me of my ills.
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Some day people in my city will realize how incredibly wonderful GO Transit is. Until then, I’ll just be smug about it.
Jan 26th
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I am going to Toronto tomorrow
To visit my parents, and to go shopping.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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ListenKolla Kolla - The Arks
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Jan 24th
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ListenAnita O’Day - Is You Is Or Is You...
Jan 24th
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Shopping on Threadless also counts as research!
Our next assignment is to design a t-shirt, and my teacher informed us that Threadless is an awfully good reference for awesome designs. This is factual. God I love clearance shirts.
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The header image on wikipedia for Canadian Cuisine...
Internet, you’ve done Canada proud.
Jan 22nd
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Along with Shortbus being a fantastic movie, it's...
Sometimes when I listen to soundtracks, I end up skipping over tracks because screw it. I had to rip most of these off of YouTube, but fuck, this soundtrack wins my heart.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Dear sister, you are thirty two years old, turning thirty-three at the end of the month. Please learn how to use the word “you” in your text messages and on Facebook.
Jan 20th
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Last night, an ambulance pulled up to my residence...
It was around 12:30 at night, and I only noticed because of the lights that were flashing. There wasn’t any sirens as it approached, and they took their time, so it wasn’t anything too serious, I figured. Apparently, a fight broke out on the fourth floor (I live on the third) between four guys, all around eighteen years old, who had been drinking. All I know one of them ended up...
Jan 20th
Friend wants me to go out for drinks with her. I still have reading to do for class tomorrow, and a persistent headache that I’ve had since last night and ignored out of my sheer will for class this morning. I ended up taking a nap for three hours, and while I can actually form coherent sentences again, I’m in no state to even consider going out for a drink. Quit trying to make me...
Jan 20th
I went to see what I guess I can call my “boss”, to get paperwork to fill out for my employment, and while explaining the forms I had to fill out, she implied my job isn’t a job so much as it’s sort of a financial aid kind of thing; she said something along the lines of “students who are looking for financial aid” when explaining why they prefer students who are...
Jan 19th
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learntocheat: gabriel-: If only I could stay here and discuss Harry Potter fanfiction instead of dragging myself into the Canadian tundra for three hours to go to class :( And to think that two days ago it felt like spring time… Silly Southern Ontario having all the seasons in a week. DO BOTH.
Jan 19th
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Today, I walked behind a girl whose skinniness...
She was wearing a pair of what I assume were jeggings, since nothing could cling to her body so tightly, and thus would show off how incredibly emasculated her legs were. This girl could not touch her thighs if she tried, even while sitting down. I could probably wrap my whole hand around one of her knee’s, and guys, I have short, stubby fingers.  I have no idea whether she’s...
Jan 19th
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gabriel- replied to your post: -11C (aka cold), the heat is not on, and I have my… hahaha i have my bedroom window open too. we’re crazy My window is also only four inches high, opens out horizontally, and only at a 45 degree angle. It barely constitutes being a window. The coldest part of my room is the desk next to the window. (Reply comes several days late on account of tumblr decided...
Jan 19th
This year...
palahniukandchocolate: People turning 13 were born in 1999. Like, there are teenagers who were born in 1999.
Jan 19th
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The best perk of my “job” is the fact that I worked for roughly half an hour, but will get paid for the full hour because that’s how things work and honestly, what’s ten bucks to the college.
Jan 18th
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I just realized my "job" is being a cleaning lady.
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I've successfully neglected to do an easy-ass...
I win at a lot of stuff, and failure is one of them.
Jan 17th
Jan 17th
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Things that cannot come soon enough:
Wednesday, since I don’t have class. Having TFioS in my hands when I go home on Friday (assuming it’s arrived, which of course it has it has right I mean really I hope so). Seeing that girl who I’m friends with, getting out hair cut (something that is months overdue for me), and then seeing Beauty and the Beast in 3D with her (and this other chick who’s pretty alright,...
Jan 17th
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ameliepoutine replied to your post: A classmate of mine who lives in residence came to… i agree with you, why would she even consider that I honestly have no idea. Probably because she’s horribly rude and self-centered. The worst part is that when my roommate tells her tomorrow that she can’t stay in our room, she will most likely go “OH MY GOD it’s not as though...
Jan 17th
A classmate of mine who lives in residence came to our door this evening. She asked my roommate, who answered the door, if we could help her. Apparently, her roommate is planning on bringing her boyfriend to their room over the weekend, since it’s their anniversary. My classmate isn’t very comfortable around them, not because she doesn’t like the boyfriend, but because she...
Jan 17th
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incaseyoucare: plethoraofkorra: ALL OF THE LEAKED CLIPS COMPILED INTO ONE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. I had to cut out 10 seconds from the opening sequence to make the video 5 minutes, but we’ve all seen it 1000 times anyway. FOLLOW ME TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION :D You can’t download the video…it’ll get taken off uploading sites anyway. The drawing the first scene.. I need that on my ENTIRE...
Jan 17th
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