if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes
I whisper to my food a lot.
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
I got a reply back from Samsung.
They basically just gave me step by step instructions to do a Hard Reset on my phone.
This is not… okay, fine. Even though that’s what Fido did, when I got it fixed the first time. Way to send me a copy+paste reply, guys.
But I guess it’s my only option?
Goodbye, any data that can’t be replaced on my phone. Which I think is really just my Subway Surfers scores.
Today is just a .hack//SIGN soundtrack kind of day.