born to survive

fennecs:

if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes

I whisper to my food a lot.

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

I got a reply back from Samsung.

They basically just gave me step by step instructions to do a Hard Reset on my phone.

This is not… okay, fine. Even though that’s what Fido did, when I got it fixed the first time. Way to send me a copy+paste reply, guys.

But I guess it’s my only option?

Goodbye, any data that can’t be replaced on my phone. Which I think is really just my Subway Surfers scores.

Today is just a .hack//SIGN soundtrack kind of day.

Yes.

thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe