Today was trick-or-treat for my neighboorhood. So I decided to dress up as Darth Vader to hand out candy. I also had a fog machine that I turnded on when I opend the door. This one little boy dressed up as Luke Skywalker came to my house, and when I opend the door he looked up to me and said “Daddy?” Cooliest kid ever and he got some extera candy.MLIA.-
I honestly thought that the Pumpkin Patrol car was actually a giant pumpkin with wheels that drove around the streets helping kids, like the picture said it was. I was more disappointed over this than when I learned Santa wasn’t real.
And I learned Santa wasn’t real WAY before I realised the Pumpkin Patrol car wasn’t.
Today we got to dress up for halloween at school. My male teacher was a woman. He even had boobs made out of balloons. In the middle of his lesson he trys to cross his arms and cant find a place for them. He then asks “how do you girls do it? Where do your arms go, I cant figure this out!” Im still laughing. MLIA.
Today we got to dress up for Halloween at school. While most of the girls dressed in super-slutty outfits, the 4 most popular girls in school dressed at the Teletubbies. My faith in humanity has been restored. MLIA
I’m starting to think this is someone from my school, because four girls DID do that today!