Aw spit, I have to go find three research papers still tonight that are similar to the experiment I have to do for class. I dun wanna. I wanna sleeeep.
I’m incredibly nervous for applying for college, because I have to get a portfolio together, and I have NOTHING to show for it so far.
thedailywhat: Movie Montage of the Day: If there is one thing Hollywood loves, it’s a good disaster. If there is one thing Hollywood loves even more, it’s when that disaster takes place in New York. To prove my point, here’s a three-minute montage set to George Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue” of Hollywood fapping while New York burns. [via.]
John Lennon's Last words
Yoko: Shall we go and have dinner before we go home?
John: No, let's go home because I want to see Sean before he goes to sleep.
We don’t have fat people clothes.– Sales clerk at Abercrombie & Bitch Fitch, as described by a classmate.
I learned a few things about coffee today:
Coffee at my school costs 1 dollar I need two creams and two sugars. I do not accept it otherwise. Don’t hate on how I’m ‘ruining the purity of the bean’, I don’t like bitter things. I should bring chocolate sauce to school for my coffee 1 dollar coffee tastes like dirt and dissatisfaction.
mildlyneurotic: destinedtragedy: mildlyneurotic: destinedtragedy: I learned this weekend that it is no fun having ladycramps at the same time that you are nursing a small hangover. Not fun at all. You’re preaching to the converted. Right now, in my stupid-ass state, I don’t even know what that means. Unless you meant choir. In which case, I’m still stupid-ass right now, and still...
mildlyneurotic: destinedtragedy: I learned this weekend that it is no fun having ladycramps at the same time that you are nursing a small hangover. Not fun at all. You’re preaching to the converted. Right now, in my stupid-ass state, I don’t even know what that means. Unless you meant choir. In which case, I’m still stupid-ass right now, and still don’t get what it...
I learned this weekend that it is no fun having ladycramps at the same time that you are nursing a small hangover. Not fun at all.
The Black Parade illustrates my fears right now.
I’m in such a… mood. I don’t even know.
fuck miley's version, this wins.
everythingharrypotter: fuckyeahhptrio: idiosyncrasies: enfantmort: I hopped off the train Hogwarts Express With my scar and no family left Welcome to the school of wizard love Am I gonna fit in? Jumped in a boat Here I am for the first time Look to my right and I see the castle shine This is all so crazy Everybody thinks I’m famous! My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda anxious Too...
That's why I recognize her!
The girl who plays Jason’s girlfriend Amy in True Blood played Janis Ian from Mean Girls. Small world.
I like Kinko’s, because they’re open 24 hours. If it’s 5 am...– Mitch Hedberg
I’m thinking of starting a tumblog where I would handwrite everything and scan it onto the computer to post it. Handwriting is such a dying art. I don’t know whether they even teach it in school anymore :\
Beyonce is the reason for a lot of things.
OhMyGod I miss watching Host Club.
That series was impossible not to hate.
everythingharrypotter: fuckyeahvoldemort: As Professor Trelawney tells us in Book 6, whenever 13 people gather, the first to leave the group will be the first to die. In chapter 5, 13 of the survivors of Voldemort’s attack (Harry, Ron, Hermione, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Fred, George, Bill, Fleur, Ginny, Hagrid, Tonks, and Lupin) all drink firewhiskey together. Lupin is both the first to finish...
The 14 day trend for my region is SNOW SNOW SNOW....
musicisfreedom42: destinedtragedy: Grreat Yaaaay Canada! Naaaay Canada! I’m not prepared!
The 14 day trend for my region is SNOW SNOW SNOW....
amishipwrecked: khallelalaine: ...
Accomplishments of the last while:
played Killer Kings drank 1 litre of Smirnoff Ice Got drunk Proved I can act incredibly sober after drinking 1 litre of alcohol spent all weekend with Jessica, doing things such as: watching The Notebook, Grease, Little Mermaid; making nachos; playing Scrabble and Uno; buying beef jerkey, and proceeding to spit it onto the ground while walking home because it tasted like spicy dirt; eating...
How come whenever someone has to take a shower...
Honestly, Murphy’s Law, I hate it.
musicisfreedom42: Please come on msn and help me remember how to use it… xD FOR SRS?
Listening to Avril Lavigne
brb while I reminisce to the times when I didn’t hate her.
Everything in this room is eatable. Even I’m eatable. But that is called...– Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (via srsly)
I will let you down, I will make you hurt.– Johnny Cash, ‘Hurt’ (via lyrically) (via flickflickflicker)
PRO TIP: Know the difference between group sex and...
Original Beatles > Across the Universe soundtrack
Screw you kids who say that otherwise
amishipwrecked: I like how you think. Hahahaha, I’ll do it tomorrow. I’m far too down in the dumps tonight to create a play-doh masterpiece. I promise, you will be proud. C: Your promise of me being proud is allll I need. I’d be proud if you made a rock outta playdoh :) Make it whenever y’all are ready. I can wait :3 DON’T BE DOWN IN THE DUMPS. Listen to some White Album...
From the Diary of 13 Year Old Laura
musicisfreedom42: Regarding a school trip to Ottawa (all names have been changed for the sake of those involved): “Dimitri taught Kelly how to french and then told Melissa that she had a strong tongue. GROSS. Jadyn frenched Russel.” Oh, grade 8. How innocent we were back then. And just to add something special, I think Dimitri and Russel had a thing at one time. Risqué. I think I know all...
mildlyneurotic is playing scattergories by...
She didn’t want to play Uno with me.
UNO. I WIN AT IT.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NOTEBOOK?
THEY DIED AT THE END. I CRIED.