July 2009
“A long time ago a bunch of people reached a general consensus as to what’s...”
– Charles de Lint
Whoever invented creamsicle ice cream was thinking...
They were definitely sitting in their office, saying “You know what Ashley Vlasic would like? She would like Creamsicle ice cream” And his office mate would say “That’s a fucking awesome idea, Stan. Go do that. And while you’re at it, make it low fat, she’ll love that, too!” But Stan left the room at that point, so he never heard that part.
Poor Stan.
“The moment Colin sat down, Hollis asked Hassan, “Would you like to say...”
– from John Green’s “An Abundance of Katherine’s”
Richard Cheese’s cover of Disturb’s...
It's my sisters birthday today!
:) She’s clearly my favourite of my siblings.
Best wishes, Kelly Ann!
June 2009
Johnny Cash covers Trent Reznor’s (Nine Inch...
Billy Mays
Without you, who else am I going to yell “Stop shouting and GET A REAL JOB!” to whenever you appear on television? I guess there is always the Sham Wow guy, Vince Offer.
But he doesn’t have your beard. He does beat up hookers, though.
The Chordettes - Mr. Sandman.
Remember when music...
You know how someone says something, but you hear...
Sometimes, when I’m listening to Jai Ho, I hear him saying “Giant Ho!”, which makes me think of how the VaginaPussycat Dolls killed the song. I don’t care if you say they made it “dance-able”, fuck off, you could dance to it before, have you seen the ending of the film?
Ashley's Summer of 09' To Do
- Knit scarves for all the Hogwarts houses on the front porch and yell at passing children
Gryffindor
Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw
Slytherin
- Make a pillow fort, and sleep in it for a night - A Mario Kart marathon - Grow eat lots of cucumber - Go swimming/have a water fight - Hang out with my girls - Go to the park, and watch the clouds go by, and get ice cream. - Make hot chocolate -...
452.
todayilived:
Today, I finished packing. I’ve managed to condense my entire life into two boxes, a suitcase and a backpack. i have $33, a pack of cigarettes and a camera full of film in my pockets. today, I am moving across state to sleep on couches until i can find a job and my own place to live. am i scared? to death. am i excited? more than i have ever been in my life. i am going to do exactly...
You know you're cool when...
In the same night, you and your almost-twenty-year-old friends watch Dawn of the Dead. And then, because you’re all upset that Andy is dead and she didn’t hook up with Best Buy, you watch Aladdin.
And then, you sing along.
Lady Gaga - Paparazzi
It’s another...
This is my own MJ moment. Will You Be There, from...
When a King Dies
coketalk:
Soak it up, kids. This is our “Elvis is Dead” moment. You only get this once in a generation.
It doesn’t matter if you thought he was a freak. It doesn’t matter if you didn’t like his music. It doesn’t matter one bit what you thought of him. He was a king, and when a king dies the world is never the same.
The media circus we will witness in the coming days will seem cartoonishly...
My Dashboard just got coated in MJ news
I won’t believe it until a reputable source says so.
In the meantime, I hope the family of Farrah Fawcett is doing ok.
Reblog with your initials.
duhtrav:
TJD
ARAV
Howard Shore - The Grey Havens (Lord of the Rings:...
"that's fine, my dick grew." and i was like " . ....
Ashley: I had boobs in grade 5 xD not BOOBS boobs. I didn't get those until grade 7
Jessica: i feel bad for my mom, she was a 36C in grade 7. and she had to quit cheerleading, because the coaches were all up on her .
Ashley: I was something like that
Jessica: i didn't get boobs boobs, until after brad and i broke up, revenge boooobs!
I can't say "Rear Wheel Drive"
It always comes out as “Reer Reelr Drive” or “Rear Wheeeeeeeehl Drive”.
I CAN, however, say “Irish Wristwatch” perfectly.
Which apparently, a lot of people can’t.
What is the most disgusting thing you've ever...
I just discovered that the worst smell I’ve ever experienced is what happens when you cook asparagus, eat what you will, slice the remainder into halves, put it in a glass with water, and leave it on the counter for a day. The result is the dully titled ‘aparagus water’, which is the most disgusting thing on the planet.
prettypinkshoes:
Elton John - Tiny Dancer
This...
I sincerely want to own a dog
I’m content with a small one :) I guess because I’ve had cats for so long, large dogs don’t seem logical for me.
I either want a Westie or a Daschund
when i'm self conscious i think about this. one...
(via treasureisland)
Reblog with you favorite childhood TV show.
ryanzor:
Mine was Rosko’s Modern Life (even though I didn’t understand it at all) or The Comfy Couch.
Digimon, Pokemon, Arthur, Reboot, Sailor Moon, Powerpuff Girls, Bill Nye the Science Guy (which, incidentally, was the main reason how I passed gr.12 Earth Science).
Big Comfy Couch remains one of my favourite children’s shows. And I watched a lot of the original Spiderman cartoon. And...
“I wouldn’t have nothin’ if I didn’t have you.”
– “If I Didn’t Have You” from Monsters Inc.
She calls me "Happy Man".
Ashley: Does she speak English?
Grant: She's, like, sixty.
Ashley: So yes or no?
Grant: What?
Ashley: I'm pretty sure age doesn't impede on whether she's capable of speaking English or not.
Grant: Oh, she's from Canada, if that's what you mean.
Ashley: Sure.
Grant: Anyways, these brownies are delicious.
Simple Minds - Don’t You Forget About Me
...
You know how music can sometimes perfectly...
The soundtrack to LotR Fellowship of the Ring is TOTALLY doing that right now. Especially the song “The Breaking of the Fellowship”. I figure because yesterday was the last day of class, and subsequently, the last time I’d see A LOT of my friends for a LONG time. Can someone take me to the Shire please? I’d really like to go?
In conclusion, I’ve got a chiropractor...
My only incentive to go to my last class...
… is because our class is going to have an ice cream cake, and we’re all going to dress up as Mr. S, instead of our favourite film character like we said we would do earlier last week.
I LOVE my class so much.
What does Billy Mays use when he's out of steel...
His beard.
I should be writing an essay on Miyazaki
but instead I’m on tumblr and facebook. Whoops.
