October 2009
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“Don’t get all up in my business, my hydraulically-outfitted friend. Why, I...”
– Cinnamon J. Scudworth
I'm hoping Peter Molyneux makes Fable III better.
What it needs:
1. Armour 2. Characters with less irritating voices 3. Fix those damn glitches - why can’t I interact with my wife anymore? And by interact, I mean have sex. 4. AN ACTUAL ENDING. SHOWING A GUY A MUSIC BOX IS NOT A FINAL BATTLE.
I'm wondering whether or not I should change my...
Because I honestly love furniture, and room-building.
To all of those who are sick, on tumblr, or off...
musicisfreedom42:
destinedtragedy:
YOU’RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH.
STOP BEING SICK AND START BEING MORE AWESOME.
Bitch. :P
I’m going to come over and sneeze on you.
AND I’M GOING TO SLAP IT BACK AT YOU WITH MY AWESOME IMMUNE SYSTEM.
BITCH.
To all of those who are sick, on tumblr, or off...
YOU’RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH.
STOP BEING SICK AND START BEING MORE AWESOME.
September 2009
“What is an “instant” death anyway? How long is an instant? Is it one second?...”
– — John Green, Looking for Alaska (via fuckyeahnerdfighters)
I honestly adore this quote with my life. I love the final part “What the hell is an instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly...
“I feel all Rosa Parks on this bus. Awesome.”
– Moi, while riding a bus with steps.
Siri, I'd like to let you know that that alto line...
musicisfreedom42:
destinedtragedy:
It was literally “you’re an alto, GO”. And I did :\
Liana* was brb? xD Interesting.
And that’s cool. I’m not a solo type. Also, wait…there’s a solo line in that song? You mean that low one? I thought that was a tenor solo O.O
When everyone goes VOOM. There’s an Alto solo. And when we go doodle doodle doodle, there’s a Michael/Tom solo.
Yeah,...
J'ai faim.
snapekilleddumbledore:
destinedtragedy:
captaincadiwack:
(via backlessblackdress)
Je n’ai pas faim. Je suis manger beans and rice.
Lol, is that even right? Fuck en francais. :)
J’ai manger. Manger isn’t a Vandertramp, so it’s conjugated in avoir, not etre.
LOOKIT MAMA, I’M USING MY FRENCH SMARTS GOOD.
ACTUALLY “j’ai mangé”
GOOD POINT. I was too lazy to find the key command to make...
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Today at Old Navy, a friend and I were shopping...
There was a mom there with her daughter, who was playing with one of the balls they have lying around. When we got over to where they were, she started following us as we stopped at each display. I would turn around and she was RIGHT THERE. She started grabbing a bunch of the stuff we were looking at. Her mom was following along, and she was like “Sienna, who are you shopping with?...
J'ai faim.
captaincadiwack:
(via backlessblackdress)
Je n’ai pas faim. Je suis manger beans and rice.
Lol, is that even right? Fuck en francais. :)
J’ai manger. Manger isn’t a Vandertramp, so it’s conjugated in avoir, not etre.
LOOKIT MAMA, I’M USING MY FRENCH SMARTS GOOD.
mliaverage:
Today for homework we had to combine two animals and descibe our creation. I combined a bee and a ostrich. I named it a beeotch. MLIA.
Siri, I'd like to let you know that that alto line...
It was literally “you’re an alto, GO”. And I did :\
mliaverage:
Today, during dinner, my mom said, “knock knock” right in the middle of a story I was telling. A little annoyed, I turned to her and responded with the normal, “whose there?”. She said “Kanye West”. I love my mom. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, I was at the grocery store, and in the cookie aisle, I heard an old man say to his wife,”Damn straight I want cookies!” You tell her old man…MLIA
musicisfreedom42:
destinedtragedy:
There is this gent at my school who is friends with my best friend, and dated another of mine. Last year, he explicitly said to me that he hated me, to my face, and because I knew he was kind of an asshole anyways, I didn’t think much of it, but it was always something that bugged me, since he never gave a reason for why he hated me.
Just a few minutes ago,...
There is this gent at my school who is friends with my best friend, and dated another of mine. Last year, he explicitly said to me that he hated me, to my face, and because I knew he was kind of an asshole anyways, I didn’t think much of it, but it was always something that bugged me, since he never gave a reason for why he hated me.
Just a few minutes ago, he came into the library looking...
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One of my favourite shows is Ben 10: Alien Force.
It’s a show primarily meant for boys in grades three through eight - ages 9 to 13 (at the latest.
I’m in my victory lap of Grade 12. I’m turning 19 next year, which is my province’s legal drinking age.
And I’ll still be watching that show.
I’m not sure whether this is pathetic, or pretty damn sweet.
mliaverage:
Today, my neighbour showed me her son saying his first word. She went “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na” and he went “Batman!”. MLIA
Cliiick me →
musicisfreedom42:
For awesomeness.
I agree, that’s probably the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen.
Since when has there been such thing as a black...
musicisfreedom42:
destinedtragedy:
(via musicisfreedom42)
Was it black licorice? Because that shit is the most disgusting creation on the planet.
Probably. =[
Who the fuck invented black licorice? It’s disgusting.
I’m going to find them, and I’m going to sack/pouch them SO HARD.
Since when has there been such thing as a black...
(via musicisfreedom42)
Was it black licorice? Because that shit is the most disgusting creation on the planet.
Harry asks Cho to the Yule Ball in a very BAMF...
Harry: You, Cho Chang. Youz a lady. I'm a stud. You're coming to the ball with me.
Cho: Sorry :( I'm going to the ball with Cedric. I need to squeeze in some time with him before he gets killed and turned into a fagotronic vampire.
Harry: Seriously? Jesus, you're going to hook up with that chick?
Cho: No, Cedric is a man.
Harry: Whatever, you're a lesbian.
Cho: CEDRIC HAS A PENIS.
Harry: IT'S CALLED A DILDO, YOU DUMB DYKE.
Cho: Whatever -flips him off, peaces out-
Harry: I'm Harry Fucking James Fucking Potter! Whatever, I'll do what I want!
mliaverage:
Today, I read an MLIA about someone’s dad pointing a life-size cutout of Ron Weasley at their neighbors while they were eating dinner. This convinced me to go by a life-size cutout of Professor Snape, park my car at a local park, and rig the cutout to make it look like he was watching the kids play. The look on the parent’s faces? Priceless. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I saw a man carrying a burlap sack over his shoulder with his young son’s head sticking out. I was unsure how I felt about.Then the kid noticed me starring and chirped happily “I’m a potato!” MLIA
mliaverage:
Today at school, My teacher was telling us how she was assigning a long-term project. To that I said, “This is madness” then the new girl sitting across the room exclaimed, “Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!” and proceeded by kicking over her desk. I know who I’m hanging out with during lunch tomorrow. MLIA
"The Shag List"
yerawizardharry:
The rules: 1. Be BORED 2. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely shag. 3. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion. 4. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone. 5. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of. 6. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. 7. Add three of your own at the end.
01. Stephen Dorff? 02....
musicisfreedom42:
I might as well share my Glee...
reblog if you have a cartoon character as your...
assshley:
allysainwonderland:
morganfreeman:
(via fuckyeahreblogif)
FUCKYEAH SIRIUS! Punch that bitch in the face!
Well, actually, you can punch Lucius, but I don’t want you to hurt his pretty face.
Bellabitch is on my screen with Lucius. Sexytime!
