January 2011
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Ashley says: I'm going to throw some things together, and I'll be up in your grizzle in a half hour or so
Jessica says: well up in becca's grizzle
Ashley says: that's a hizzle. i'll be up in becca's hizzle, frizzling your grizzle
Jessica says: stop talking
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Jessica says: my vagina feels frunny
Ashley says: It's probably because the Polish family is celebrating New Years
Jessica says: lmao. with noisemakers
Ashley says: They invited everyone
Jessica says: it's like the whos from horton hears a who. you can't hear them, until that baby yells "YAWP"
Ashley says: That baby is voiced by Jesse McCartney. You have Jesse McCartney in your vagina
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I'm supposed to go to a New Years party, but...
I even slept for a decent amount of time. 3 am until 11am. That’s eight hours.
Oh, wait. It’s because I’m hungover a little, isn’t it?
Dammit.
December 2010
TMI (?) EVERYDAY
I tried weed last night with my friend’s 16 year old brother. He and I and another friend took his dog out onto the golf course behind their house and blazed while the others stayed inside.
… I don’t know if I felt anything on account of I was drunk at the time, or perhaps because he rolled a really, really shitty joint. Is it supposed to burn out that fast? We went through two...
“He’s my Bra, not my Bro. He’s supportive and close to my heart”
– My friend officially says the best things when she’s drunk.
[regarding her calling her brother “bra” instead of “bro”]
Adventures at the liquor store.
Earlier today, I went to the liquor store to buy what I’ll need for tonight and New Years eve. I went with the two sister-friends of mine that I spent the two hours having coffee with.
The store I went to is, I think, the largest LCBO in Ontario. It is pretty damn huge, but I don’t know whether it actually ranks as largest. Anyways, I knew that I either wanted rye, or the pre-mix of...
I just spent two hours talking with friends at a...
Florence + The Machine played almost the entire time, which was probably be best thing ever.
Today is the day I cram all of my ‘seeing university friends’ time, and part one is complete.
Wanda: …why are the gardening magazines leading in to the fashion magazines?
Brent: Plants…
Wanda: …implants.
Brent: There you go.
When my dinner consists of party mix chips, iced...
I’ve learned my lesson.
(But I’m fucking tired of eating turkey).
Come New Years, I'm going to attempt to run more...
This is not because I’m afraid that if a zombie apocalypse occurs, I will be unable to outrun them because I’m a walking mess of lard-y-ness and incapable of running for longer than a minute. Nope, totally not. Not that at all.
It will involve me running up and down the alley behind my house repeatedly, mostly because I don’t want my neighbors seeing me and my sloppy running...
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Why can’t Christmas-season-shopping be over already? It’s no longer “Boxing Day”, it’s “BOXING MOTHERFUCKING WEEK”. No one needs A WEEK OF SALES. No one wants to spend more time in an overcrowded mall fighting for shit they don’t need because it’s on sale.
Hey, retail: I’ve got a week to cram in as much time as possible with all my...
“Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in...”
– Hassan - An Abundance of Katherines (John Green)
I actually love baguettes. I used to buy chicken tenders and a baguette for lunch sometimes from the grocery store across the street, and eat them together.
gabriel- asked: Hey bro hey
You should know
that you're in the middle of my crushes right now~
It almost never happens to people like you, Erin, and Jess, cause you don't post nearly as often as my other crazy friends so JUST FYI I'M CRUSHING ON YOU PRETTY HARD RIGHT NOW OR SOMETHING.
This has been a message.
You should know
that you're in the middle of my crushes right now~
It almost never happens to people like you, Erin, and Jess, cause you don't post nearly as often as my other crazy friends so JUST FYI I'M CRUSHING ON YOU PRETTY HARD RIGHT NOW OR SOMETHING.
This has been a message.
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gabriel- asked: Hey bro hey
You should know
that you're in the middle of my crushes right now~
It almost never happens to people like you, Erin, and Jess, cause you don't post nearly as often as my other crazy friends so JUST FYI I'M CRUSHING ON YOU PRETTY HARD RIGHT NOW OR SOMETHING.
This has been a message.
You should know
that you're in the middle of my crushes right now~
It almost never happens to people like you, Erin, and Jess, cause you don't post nearly as often as my other crazy friends so JUST FYI I'M CRUSHING ON YOU PRETTY HARD RIGHT NOW OR SOMETHING.
This has been a message.
I can't use Tumblr with the standard blue anymore
Thanks to the wonders of Google Chrome and the extension Stylish, I have not seen the Tumblr blue in an awfully long time, and whenever Stylish crashes and I don’t reload it right away, I’m left with that terrible blue, and I hate it.
I much prefer the light brown, ornate pattern I’m using.
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likeabattleaxe replied to your post:Thank you, Doctor Who, for making me feel soppy and sad
liked it? good? rubbish? (i’ve been watching too much Doctor Who…)
Oh, no, I definitely loved it. I loved every single moment of the “past” part. The way they transitioned from him being a kid to an adult with having Christmas Eve with Abigail was really awesome and hilarious.
And really,...
Thank you, Doctor Who, for making me feel soppy...
How come every single time I watch something with a romance in it, it always ends badly for someone? Why is it romantic that they spent one last Christmas together when she’s going to die by the end of the day.
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I did not get any socks for Christmas. None.
This is… this is a first.
I don’t know how I feel about this.
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theplanetofsound:
Sufjan Stevens - Amazing...
Laura, you are 19 now
You do know what this means, right?
Here’s what it means.
It means that I’m going to go to the liquor store, and I’m taking you with me, and you can have anything you want inside so long as it’s under 30 dollars and no one can say no!
You hear me?
NO ONE.
gabriel- asked: ABE, I'M SO MAD AT YOU
I COULD....
PISS GLUE?
thats what I though when you reblogged bahaha
THESE WERE PONCE'S PANTS
I COULD....
PISS GLUE?
thats what I though when you reblogged bahaha
THESE WERE PONCE'S PANTS
gabriel- asked: ABE, I'M SO MAD AT YOU
I COULD....
PISS GLUE?
thats what I though when you reblogged bahaha
THESE WERE PONCE'S PANTS
I COULD....
PISS GLUE?
thats what I though when you reblogged bahaha
THESE WERE PONCE'S PANTS
“Uncle Stephen left. We can have wine!”
– I love my mom.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRI
gabriel-:
breeze-y:
You love… glue?
(Also, I mugglefucking scheduled this to post at midnight, and it didn’t. It just pushed the day from december 26th to december 27th).
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRI
likeabattleaxe replied to your post:Some girl thought I was British because I knew a lot about Doctor Who
Did you watch Christmas Carol?
Negatory.
But I know I want to. I saw previews for it while watching the Big Bang Theory Christmas Day Marathon. The best kind of marathons.
(Much better than Star Wars Marathons. I do not consider the prequel trilogy real)
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Some girl thought I was British because I knew a...
Nope, I’m Canadian, I watch television, and I’ve spent an uncomfortably long time on wikipedia.
I almost had a perfectly normal Christmas.
One thing was that my mom was working today. Since she’s a nurse, and hospitals are not like retail stores in that they can’t shut down for the holidays, she had to work from 7am until about… 3-4 today. The trade off is that she gets New Years off, and next year, she’ll get Christmas off, and work New Years. That really...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIRI
New Christmas Tradition: family skyping with my...
My brother set up his 22” computer monitor above the TV with our nice webcam, hooked it through his laptop, attached some speakers, and our whole family opened presents through the internet, with my sister in Calgary, and us in Ontario.
It was loud, interesting, but nice! It was also the first time I’d seen her in four months.
