June 2010
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Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant →
Husband claims “anything is possible”
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.
America Fails Abused Children →
Three million reported cases of child abuse and neglect result in 2,000 deaths in the United States annually, according to the Department of Health and Human Services. Since 2001, 30,000 American children have been killed in their own homes, taken their own lives or been murdered in their own neighborhoods, according to Every Child Matters, a child advocacy group.
Why does the United States...
May 2010
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Hey! I didn’t even REALIZE it was #quitfacebookday! What a fantastic idea!
– maureenjohnson
Oh, is it now… -considers- I don’t think Ill ever deacctivate. Just… not look at it very often. Unless I find better/easier ways of communicating with those few people that I don’t know so well enough that I hang out with them a lot, but still want to talk to occasionally.
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I loved Time Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland”. So much.
Oh, and I hate pizza. It’s disgusting.
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My family is loud and they love to eat.
lickystickypickyme:
but damn, do you have tons of fun with them.
This exact reason is why I love my family so much.
Please put this on your status if you know, or are...
I was one second away from having a phone call...
She was asking whether I could get her a discount for a wagon at the store I work at, but since discounts only work for dependents, and I have no money to spend to buy it for her, I couldn’t help :( she really wanted one for Baby Alex. AND her new one coming up soon! She’s due with her second baby in eight weeks! It’s a girl, but she hasn’t picked out a name for her yet.
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It's my goal to own all of Miyazaki's films on...
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
Castle in the Sky
My Neighbour Totoro
Kiki’s Delivery Service
Porce Rosso
Princess Mononoke
Spirited Away
Howl’s Moving Castle
Ponyo
I only own Howl’s Moving Castle on DVD. My mom bought it for me when it came out as a gift for having to spend a few days at home after a minor surgery. I’ve seen the majority of these (The ones...
I purposely don't answer the phone when my uncle...
Thank goodness we have caller ID, or else I’d die.
Now, if only he’d stop changing his number every two months…
It's Sunday
… so why, pray tell, is the construction site near my house active? Don’t you guys normally not work weekends?
Why is your loud noise waking me up from sleep six times. You know I don’t get up before noonhour.
@66britt
thank you for the follow! You made me have a nice number of 95 :) awesomesauce!
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Dear Coke machine at work:
Thank you for giving me a second Coke by mistake. Aislinn was very thankful :)
Neville turns into such a bad-ass. (I LOVE THIS...
Voldemort: And who is this? Who has volunteered to demonstrate what happens to those who continue to fight when the battle is lost?
Bellatrix: It's Neville Lonbottom, my Lord! The boy who has been giving the Carrows so much trouble! The son of the Aurors, remember?
Voldemort: Ah, yes, I remember, But you a pure-blood, aren't you, my brave boy?
Neville: So what if I am?
Voldemort: You show spirit, and bravery, and you come of noble stock. You will make a very valuable Death Eater. We need your kind, Neville Longbottom.
Neville: I'll join you when hell freezes over. Dumbledore's Army!
Ten things your zodiac sign hates →
snapekilleddumbledore:
overanalyzeme:
nursejoker:
tic-tac-toe:avecplaisir:
Cancer Too much heat (Only when I’m trying to go to sleep) Itchy wool Having to sleep on the couch People who show up early People who are bad or sloppy dressers Being criticized in any way Violent movies Ungrateful children (LOL?) Losing their sunglasses (I lose at least 3 pairs of sunglasses a year) People who...