February 2011
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LOL: Trailer for the '8 Mile' version of Justin... →
“You’re never going to be an all American pop sensation. Your music is too old for children, too young for teenagers; who’s it for?”
“It’s for… tweens”.
Her: I have definitely been going commando since last night and just realized this now
Me: How the fuck could you not have realized that?
Her: idk, I just never put panties on last night after they'd been taken off >_>
Me: You lazy slut
Her: That actually does demonstrate both my laziness and sluttiness
Me: At least the ol girl is getting aired out
Watchicoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
-amadeus:
amq:
Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form
My prayers have been answered.
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mysterysongs:
Watching this, and listening to...
January 2011
How I feel right now:
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Apparently me applying for college requires everyone to be watching and talking and bugging me FOREVER.
Oh, and the process for getting my transcript to whoever it has to go to is making me want to take over the world and then destroy it.
Oh, and now I don’t even want to go in to work, but I chose to work on my own volition, and fuck I just want to hovel in my bedroom and mope.
I am attempting to apply for college at this...
… and apparently I’m not the only one, because the application website is being slower than molasses, since the deadline for applications is tomorrow.
added: it shouldn’t take me five minutes to submit my address. Come on, ontariocolleges.
added 2: holy fucktits. When I went to find the program I’m applying for, it said that there was no availability. I was just about to...
likeabattleaxe replied to your post: -20C?
but the real question is: what’s the wind chill factor?
It’s nothing. Just pure, uncensored, raw cold weather.
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-20C?
Canada, I am disappoint.
Ten more degree’s and I’d be able to make my own clouds.
Why my work is breaking:
1. For a good twenty to twenty-five minutes today, the system went down. Cash registers stopped working, the price scanners that are dispersed in the store weren’t working, and our personal hand-held ones weren’t working either. This happened just as I was going on my break, so I wouldn’t have to deal with any of the pissed off customers. This was nice.
2. There is no heat in...
I want a gif of the man dancing with the boiled...
However, I lack the proper means to make a gif, and this saddens me.
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You know what I love?
When you can feel the alcohol you just drank going through you. When the warm, fuzzy feeling extends itself from your throat, to your chest, and out your arms, crossing over the pec muscles, down through the biceps, up your forearm and into your palms.
It’s short lived, since it’s generally reserved for the first drink.
But I like it.
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This bugs me
When you’re friends with someone, and you happen to be overweight/fat, you aren’t, at least to them.
There’s a girl I work with, who I consider my work BFF, and she’s an absolute twig, and is naturally so. Seriously, I think she weighs a little over 110 pounds. One of her biggest things is how she hates the plus size clothes we sell. Yeah, they’re annoying to fold...
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"Need pants better. Make sandwich good."
When I’m tired, I do two things:
1. I get oddly funnier.
2. I don’t make sentences good.
I turned on the TV, and Groundhog Day was on.
Bill Murray is opening the curtains to his bedroom, looking out into the street as the men on the radio squeal that it’s Groundhog Day.
Not at all interested in watch it (clearly, when there was a show about the top 20 blunders a bride can make at a wedding was on), I changed the station.
When that shows over, I start flipping through channels to find something else to bore my brain with....
Quick thing before I make myself look humanesque for work today:
I should never be allowed to make decisions when I’m near falling asleep. I turned the thermostat down to 20C last night, and I regret this decision. It’s freezing in here, and it won’t warm up until after I leave for work.
Also, I wish work lived on a bus route that didn’t suck so much balls. The only two...
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“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring...”
– Lemony Snicket (via marxisforbros)
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Why aren't there bands like Queen anymore?
The only thing even remotely redeemable about going to work tonight is that I’m going to be working with basically my work BFF, whom will understand when I say that I feel like a giant squid of anger, and that The Last Airbender totally Warner Chilcott’d me.
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I have work in an hour.
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Remember Kamaro's Dance, from Zelda: Majora's...
You know, this one? The one that half-naked ghost dancer wanted to show the world?
I used to know this dance, and I did it all the time. I even forced my brother to make Link wear the mask and play the song so I’d get to do it, because I thought it was the coolest thing on the whole planet.
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fleshbonesandsoul asked: http://www.imgzzz.com/i/image_1288114243.gif
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10 Creepy Plants That Shouldn't Exist →
This is why I’m afraid of nature sometimes.
Watchyerawizardharry:
(via iheartfranco)
This makes me giggle and smile and happy.
James Franco and Anne Hathaway are two of my favourite people, because they’re both rather hilarious (especially James), and they’re stunningly beautiful.
Also, WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!
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Things I didn't like about The Last Airbender
EVERYTHING ELSE.
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Things I liked about The Last Airbender
Aang’s tattoo. I really was delighted that they made the basic blue arrow that was used in the show to something more ‘real’. I know that it was simply just a giant block of blue because it was easier to animate, and I’m fine with that. I really liked how they incorporated the practices of actual Monks and how they tattoo things and applied it to the Airbenders.
The...
I’m determined to learn more about alcohol.
Currently, I’m trying to discern the difference between Canadian whiskey, Canadian rye whiskey, actual rye, and actual whiskey, in how they’re distilled, fermented, mashed, aged, flavoured and etc.
Right now, I’ve got a bottle Forty Creek Canadian Whiskey sitting on the counter, which I consider to be rye, but is apparently is...
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The only way for me to watch The Last Airbender...
Rye & Ginger, do what you were made to do.
Reblog with a famous person/group who originated...
theplanetofsound:
approximatelyinfinity:
-madnesstakesitstoll:
motivetosuture:
two-thousand-and-david-tennant:
not-rude-and-ginger:
ourhopesandexpectations:
The Kaiser Cheifs
Captain James T. Kirk.
Or, for those of us lifing in the present, John Wayne.
Music groups: The Fray & OneRepublic
Wayne Gretzky, Pauline Johnson, and Alexander Graham Bell.
What she said.
JOHNNY....
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mysterysongs:
In middle school, I had advisory in the 'special...
It was called “The GAP room”, and the little window in the door was covered by the paper-bag logo of the Gap. I feel as though GAP actually stood for something, probably starting with “Get(ting)”, but everyone said it was the Gap room because there was a huge GAP between their education level and ours.
I don’t know if it was school-board wide, but my school had a...