November 2011
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October 2011
“It must be tough for Republicans to love America so much but hate almost...”
– Jon Stewart (via xombebe)
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I think it's my mission in life to ruin good...
Not to say that I’m hating on myself, oh no. I just enjoy photobombing to a very great extent. I take a sick pride in knowing that something could have almost been a picture-frame worthy photo if it weren’t for the fact that what the fuck is she doing back there dammit we can’t photoshop that out can we?
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I can tell my father is listening to his music...
And now it’s Michael Buble.
Way to have varying tastes in music, Dad. Way.
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To the twelve-minute sax solo my father is...
You can stop now.
Edit: Ohmygawd, for once, a passive-threat on tumblr actually worked. He stopped the song entirely.
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“Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out...”
– Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything (via twistedkaraoke)
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Mother is making spätzle to go with the schnitzel...
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I just crimped all of my hair. ALL OF IT.
It’s like touching a furry cloud. You best be jelly.
Also, Halloween costume idea: sassy lion?
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My sister is incapable of saying "thank you".
Mother: There's some french fries left if you wanted to eat them.
Sister: Ewwareh.
I watch twenty seconds of a video on youtube, and my mother tells me “you know, I don’t have to tell you that that uses up our bandwidth, right?”
Yes, me watching twenty seconds will ruin our family’s bandwidth balance for the entire month. But my brother playing video games online and skyping with his friends every night, no, that doesn’t nothing in comparison to...
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Watchthedailywhat:
Mad Mayor of the Day: Toronto’s controversial mayor Rob Ford was forced to apologize yesterday after a home visit from well-respected Canadian comedienne Mary Walsh earlier this week allegedly resulted in a panicked call to 911, during which he reportedly swore profusely and referred to dispatchers as “bitches.”
Walsh, best known for her work on the popular political comedy show...
I wish I could go back to my high school and tell...
My teachers repeated and repeated and repeated the elements and principles of art to us each year, and damn if it’s not useful now.
Turns out my art education throughout school was pretty damn good, and I actually thought it was rather shit.
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The cat is afraid of hair elastics. He genuinely...
I’m really convinced this cat is retarded.
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“You are not Facebook’s customer, you are Facebook’s inventory. You are their...”
– My Research and Interviewing Teacher (via fleshbonesandsoul)
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There's a good chance I may be the student...
If I remember correctly, the person who’s in charge of the Art Fundamentals reps (whom is also one of my teachers) put my name and maybe three others forward of the twenty-four class reps to have some sort of special super awesome position as the rep/special person for the whole Art Fundamentals class. A class of roughly 300 people.
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lucifer-:
LUX AURUMQUE || ERIC WHITACRE
