April 2011
March 2011
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Cooking dinner clearly requires me to play Avenue...
Considering how much I relate to Kate Monster, I feel like I’m obligated to sing along
I’m kinda pretty And pretty damn smart. I like romantic things Like music and art! And as you know I have a gigantic heart So why don’t I have a boyfriend? FUCK, it sucks to be me!
I really wish I knew how to do needlepoint.
Because then I’d make one that simply says “THOSE BITCHES”, and maybe would put a little shifty-eyed face in there, just for good measure.
I get an apron when I do my three hour stint as a...
Last time I had to use my pockets for the, uh, ten dollars of tips I got. This time I get six pockets to handle all the pity tips I’ll be getting.
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To the people who wish Pokemon were real:
You say this because you always want the cute Pokemon for pets.
This is a Teddiursa. This Pokemon is adorable. Seriously, if Pokemon were real, I’d be owning him/her faster than you can say “Meowth, That’s Right!”
Thing is, if Pokemon were real, that means all of them are real. That means you gotta live in a world with all the ones that are less than cute. And by that,...
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There were three arrests today at work. On two...
torieo:
breeze-y:
My manager even chased down two of them in her car.
No one steals shit from Brenda, bitches.
Classy. The day I had my interview at Giant Tiger, which happened to be my first job, I saw a person guided out of the store in handcuffs. Way to set the tone for the 1.5 year I worked there.
Ohgosh. Ironnnyyy.
See, the second arrest was a women who was stealing a crap load of...
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There were three arrests today at work. On two...
My manager even chased down two of them in her car.
No one steals shit from Brenda, bitches.
Hypocrite vs Hypocrite.
A friend, on facebook, posted a status saying that she thinks it’s annoying that drivers honk at her while she’s riding her bike, and texting or drinking coffee while doing so. Someone commented, saying that if she were actually paying attention to the road, she wouldn’t get honked at.
Her defense is that “cars are always at fault in an accident between a biker and a...
I'm starting to wish I could blow all the money...
Because I’m starting to realize that maybe I’m going to be experiencing my “last summer” in the near future, and I don’t want it to be a summer I’ll think back on and say “oh, well, there was that one time we went to the bar, remember? That night on the patio!”
Never in my life, or at least in the next, oh, ten years, will I ever be able to afford...
livinunderapapermoon:
idlt:
“EVERYONE SHUT...
In my senior vocal class back in high school, a guy in our class, for his final project, chose his subject as CBC Radio 3, an online radio broadcast from the CBC (… like the BBC, but, uh, Canadian).
In the sheets he handed out, which outlined the topics he was going to cover, as well as the PowerPoint that he was giving, to represent the internet, he used a photo of a LOLcat, because, I...
If you watch Miss Universe backwards, you’ll see...
Mother: I like being the treasurer. Me: But… why? Mother: I think it’s fun when you start out with $250,000, and then you spend $250,000, and then you have to show that you spent that $250,000. Me: THAT SOUNDS LIKE TO MUCH FUN. Mother: It is. Me: You’re saying this to the girl who danced with a broom today. I know how to have fun. Mother: Why were you dancing with a broom? Me: I...
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About some books! And how I (seemingly) have read...
A girl I work with is in her final year of high school, and for her Writer’s Craft ISU (Individual Study Unit), they’re making a blog. She has to pick and read a book, and every time she reads, she has to make a blog post about it.
She expressed her frustration to me that while she was already reading a book at the time, she was over one-hundred pages in, and knew that she...
That uncomfortable moment when you realize you...
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CABIN FEVER AHH~
My cat, in a desperate attempt for attention (and not, definitely not, no way because she wants to be fed more meat), has just decided that actually lying on top of my foot on the floor is the best course of action for her life.
Her arms are nicely wrapped around my ankle, and her body is warmly lying on top of my entire foot. She is also staring up at me expectantly, as though doing this will...
Whenever I realize that the majority of the food...
This is my logic, and I’m sticking to it.
I sat down to watch the news with my mother at six.
Four hours later, we’ve watched Back To The Future, Part II (the best one, in my opinion), and The Queen, having spent every commercial break during the latter film discussing the Royal Family and how Kate Middleton will never again know the joys of sitting around in sweat pants and a t-shirt, eating cereal from a box and watching crappy,...
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That awkward moment when you look at a shirt at a...
Day 11
gabriel-:
Favourite quote
Thomas Edison’s last words were “it’s very beautiful over there.” I don’t know where there is, but I believe it’s somewhere. And I hope it’s beautiful. -Looking for Alaska, John Green
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Terribly sorry I haven't been out and about,...
I was busy watching children’s television (or, as Netflix likes to call it, ‘feel good’) with Jessica.
We spent most of our day today watching Arthur on the big TV, and consuming an almost entire bag of Goldfish.
