July 2011
The girl whose room I'm sleeping in owns an actual...
My friend rooms with quality people.
I actually saw Will & Kate today. From about...
Fun fact: me and a man from Quebec who I was standing beside were playing a game where we tried to spot all the security people who had been positioned on top of buildings. We found three from out vantage point!
June 2011
I'm shamelessly using my friend's internet to...
She said I could, so there’s no harm in it. I’m trying to get another episode of Game of Thrones. Not that I’ll watch it on the train or anything, though.
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My friend and I are going to stalk the royal...
Not see. Stalk. Because we’re boss.
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There's a lot of marshland up here (wherever here...
Marshes marshes marshes!
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You really shouldn't work for a train line if you...
Just sayin’.
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The (rather cute) guy across from me has a neck...
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Why did I even pack a book to read? Seriously, I...
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I wish I were like Louis C.K, where I would...
That way, I could say things like “people think that sarah palin is really mean but she has a family of chinese poor people living in her cunthole. sorry” or “i am now drinking red wine. the shift button can suck my balls. I nevve get drunk. jews. iiiiii like em” and justify them by my (totally nonexistent) alcoholism.
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gabriel- replied to your post: Should I get anything off the snack trolley?
CHOCOLATE FROGS AND BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVOURED BEANS
The correct answer should have been “TAKE THE LOT”.
But no, I got tea.
I wonder how many people ask for that, though?
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There is a British woman sitting across the aisle...
All she’s saying right now is how pretty Kingston is (it isn’t really. It’s kind of not kingly at all. How sad), and I think she might be playing Angry Birds.
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Should I get anything off the snack trolley?
Quick tumblr, decide, he’s fast approaching!
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I just realized I've only ever sat on the left...
Every train trip, left side. Always the left.
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I enjoy that I'm going faster than the highway...
Imagine this but, uh, a train.
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Wifi on train - good. Inability to go on youtube...
I just want to watch My Drunk Kitchen. Is that too much to ask?
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I'm currently siting on my train travelling from...
The other three people sitting in my section, as I’ve been placed in one of those seats that face each other, are probably wondering why I’m taking 10 second snippets of video with my camera, but whatever to them. I’m trying to make my thoughts from places video.
So far, I’ve woken up at 730 am, boarded one train to Toronto where I sat next to a nice woman from Montreal...
“To me, a fart is funny. Let us break down a fart for a second. It comes out of...”
– Comedian LOUIS C.K., on The Daily Show
via inothernews
(via popculturebrain)
As disgusting as this sounds, this was so mugglefucking hilarious.
Has Craig Ferguson always had a Tardis on his...
So my Pizza John shirt has obviously not arrived...
But then I remember that I’m going to Ottawa tomorrow, and I am not sad!
Did I mention I’m going to Ottawa? Because I am. All by myself.
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I leave for Ottawa in less then twelve hours!
I'm planning what outfit I'm wearing tomorrow, not...
Everything that I’m bringing has to be accounted for on my master list, and it’s rather detailed. I’ve got every piece of clothing I’m taking accounted for, as in, I’ve listed exactly which shirts, shorts, pants and shoes and even underwear are going in my suitcase.
I just… I really like lists.
Since tumblr got it's facelift, I haven't looked...
And I feel like there’s some sort of emphasis on them now.
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I helped pick out an outfit for a dead woman...
Earlier this evening, I was helping a woman pick out an outfit that her recently-passed sister would wear at her funeral in a few days. At first, I assumed she was picking out clothes for herself, since 99% of the time when women shop, they’re doing it for themselves.
She had picked out a jacket already that she liked, and needed help finding a nice shirt and slacks to pair with it. When I...
Explaining Henna/Mehndi to my grandmother wasn't...
She had a little moment that she actually thought I got my hand tattoo’d, but when I explained it was only a paste that stained my skin, she was fine with it. It’s not permanent, Grandma, don’t worry, it’ll come off, I’m not dumb enough to tattoo my hand on a whim (or at all, because seriously, hand tattoo’s?)
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Above the age of twenty, you should start typing...
I’ll let the teenagers have their chatspeak, with the r’s, and the u’s, and the inappropriate uses of there/their/they’re. But anything above twenty, and you look like an absolute idiot when you say “where r u?”
My sister lives in Alberta now, and has for almost a year. We live in Ontario. On Facebook, she’s having a sporadic wall conversation with a cousin of ours who lives about an hour away from us. Our cousin said that the two of them should get together and have lunch during the summer. This would most definitely be difficult on account of the two province distance between them.
I know my...
Maybe now that the postal workers have been ordered to go back to work by the government, I might get my birthday card from my sister. My birthday, having been on May 25th. She said the card would get here late, but obviously not this late.
Could this be why my Pizza John shirt isn’t here, or would that actually arrive by courier?
Oh snapple, this means I can finally send in my application...
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(movieoftheday, I fully intend on re-following you when the glitch with the song from Atonement clears over. As it stands, it is 90% of the content on my dashboard. I saw this happen to someone else before, and it sucks. I’m not unfollowing for good, just temporarily!)
Why is Bill Hader talking about Singing in the...
You… you aren’t that normal old guy. You are not him at all!
