September 2011
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Pixar Films: Tumblr Blackout Day starts 12AM... →
yourfandomsucks:
If you are planning on participating, make sure your last tumblr post the night beforehand is “BRB Blackout”, so people know why you are gone. Also, please reblog this post so that as many people as possible know when the blackout starts.
Whatever your respective time…
I can guarantee I won’t be online that day, on account of I’m moving my shit to another...
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August 2011
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So. Many. Crickets.
I will stomp on every one of them. Shut up shut up shut up.
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Just because they sell camouflage pants..
torieo:
fleshbonesandsoul:
…doesn’t mean you should wear them.
Seriously, folks. Stop it.
What you need to do is walk by them and shoulder check them, then say “sorry, I couldn’t see you there, your pants hid you so well”.
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A week tomorrow is my first day of classes.
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There's only a three hour orientation for college...
There’s no nonsense in college. No babying. It’s serious business.
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Remember that time I didn’t know whether I regretted eating deep fried butter?
I do regret it. I also regret eating five hot dogs, and four marshmallows, and a very large ice cream cone.
I regret it so hard.
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I have eaten deep fried butter.
I have eaten deep fried butter.
And I don’t know whether I regret it or not.
The greatest thing about having a final shift is...
Not that I would, say, tell every customer to “read the fucking sign, jackass, it says you get 40% off if it’s between these fucking prices”, since, if possible, I’d like to go back for a few months next year to earn some money before I potentially go back to school, but it’s the idea that I can, and nothing can stop me.
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I can't believe I could sit through a whole...
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Billy Joel - For The Longest Time
I saw an Australian man with a fake mullet jump on...
Gord, I love the Busker carnival.
Jessica, you need to take a hint from Carol/Cheryl/Cristal/whatever. You also need to watch Archer.
In my family, "Stay away from doors and windows"...
In my mother’s wise words: “if you think you hear a train, that’s a tornado. Grab the cat and run to the cellar. Otherwise, we’re fine”.
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gabriel- replied to your post: We’re in a tornado warning area right now.
and I’m about to leave the house for therapy lol if I don’t return, you know my facebook password.
And your tumblr password.
Your social life is safe with me.
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We're in a tornado warning area right now.
Great.
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Tonight's dinner is my favourite kind of dinner:...
Chicken gyro, do not disappoint me!
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I consider your quality of person as the lowest of...
I consider you a disgusting person if you shoplift using your child.
You deserve every scrutinizing stare you get when you’re escorted out of the store by the police.
Life advice: don't ever waste a $9 slice of cake.
torieo:
breeze-y:
Because the cake I just finished that I started yesterday at Symposium was the best cake I’ve ever had.
Symposium cake is the best cake on this earth. What kind did you get?
It had the word taboo in it, and it was entirely made of chocolate. I figure any cake that has the word “taboo” in its name, and is made of chocolate, is the kind of cake I should be...
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As I was walking along the alley behind my house,...
As any sane person would assume, stranger + knife = the fuck. It must have shown on my face, because he smiled at me in a friendly, I’m not going to kill you kind of way. When I got closer, he said:
“I’m allergic to goldenrod, so I’m just cutting it out so I don’t get sick”.
I say that that “makes sense” (although I would be much less suspicious if...
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