I'm stockpiling Mitch Hedberg quotes in my drafts in case my tumblr ever needs a hilarious pick me up.
October 2011
“When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it’s busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say “Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two.” And if no one answers they’ll say their name again. “Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two.” But then if no one answers they’ll just go right on to the next name. “Bush, party of three.” Yeah, what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You fuckers are selfish. The Dufresnes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry. That’s a double whammy. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Dufresnes”
—Mitch Hedberg (via unchangingnorthstar)
I'll Fly Away
Gillian Welch
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September 2011
Tumblr is where shitty email chain-letter stories come to die.
I take my position as class rep very seriously, it seems.
Every time someone asks a question on our class’ facebook group, I answer it in my best, most professional manner that I can so that whomever’s asking gets all the answers they need in one go.
A girl at Life Drawing learned I have a tumblr
“What kind of things are on your tumblr?” she asks.
“Oh, you know… stuff,” I reply.
“Stuff?”
“Yeah. And things”.
