There! Right! There! from Legally Blonde The Musical
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin!
Look at the killer shape he’s in!
Look at that slightly stubbly chin!
Oh please, he’s gay, totally gay!
I’m not about to celebrate.
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
This guy’s not gay, I say not gay.
That is the elephant in the room.
Well is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically matically fay?