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cudambercam13: Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas. With violins.
(Source: realizationsofafangirl)
FAITH IN HUMANITY: -1000
Story time, kids.
Earlier tonight (basically, about half an hour ago) I was taking a cab home from a night out with Jessica. All was well. The driver and I figured out the best way home to avoid construction, because it’s sort of in the way of where I live, and we were cruising along without a care in the world.
Driving along a road that goes through one of the cities park, these men fall into the street in front of us. Naturally, the driver has to stop, lest he run these men over and break several laws.
They’re drunk. They’re really drunk. One of them runs up along the passenger side to talk to the driver and see’s me in the backseat. He asks, through the window, where I’m going. So, naturally, as one does in a situation where a drunk guy is racking up your fare and generally being a total fucking idiot, I flipped him off.
“What? I can’t hear you!” he says, cupping his hand to his ear. So, naturally, I flip him off again, and emphasize my point by verbalizing what my hand gesture means.
“What? I can’t hear you!” he says, and this time, he opens the door beside me.
(Meanwhile, my driver is shouting at them “You fucking idiots, can’t you see I have a customer?” but apparently, no, they didn’t notice the girl in the bright red dress sitting in the back seat).
With the open door in his hand, he asks me “What?” So, naturally, I tell him to fuck off. I’m not going to dignify him with an actual response.
“What? Are you going to Dallas? (a local bar)”
“Close the fucking door right now you piece of shit”.
“Come on!”
“Close it right now or I will fucking slam it on your fucking fingers”.
By this point, the sober(est) one of the group manages to get the other two away enough, and my driver pulls off slowly. The man who had opened my door starts jogging along as I slam the door in his face.
“Fuck you bitch!”
So, naturally, I flip him off, and tell him to fucking die.
The end.
Diet: It’s like ‘die’, with a T at the end.
Officially, I need a better word for this. Officially.
My brother plans a Canada Day celebration with our friends, and then tells me that he’s working the day, so I have to do everything
How the fuck is that fair?
I’m sorry, I might swear a lot here, but it’s just so fucking unfair!
It’s not that I don’t mind doing it; it just means I get to do everything my way, which I’m fine with, because the way he does things is downright infuriating. The way he uses knives to cut stuff? It’s stupid and insane and he’ll probably cut a finger off one day.
But you can’t justify what he’s done.
FUCK, as defined by Wikipedia
Fuck is a transitive verb meaning sexual intercourse. By extension it may be used to profanely or negatively characterize anything that can be dismissed, disdained, defiled, or destroyed, and it is due to the convergence of these two weighty concepts (sex and destruction) that the term can carry such overloaded emphasis, although it is frequently used as a mere intensifier.
“Fuck” can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, or interjection and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence (e.g. “Fuck the fucking fuckers”). It hence has various metaphorical meanings. The verb “to be fucked” can mean “to be cheated” (e.g. “I got fucked by a scam artist”). As a noun “a fuck” or “a fucker” may describe a contemptible person. “A fuck” may mean an act of copulation. As a verb, the word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to fuck may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including fuck off, fuck up, and fuck with. In less explicit usages (but still regarded as vulgar), fuck or fuck with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as “don’t give a fuck”, the word is the equivalent of “damn”, in the sense of something having little value. In “what the fuck”, it serves merely as an intensive.
Remember when I said my mp3 player was saved itself from suicide?
It was only relapsing. It’s broken again. This time it’s stuck in play mode.
If anyone has suggestions on how to fix it BESIDES pressing reset, please tell me.
Before, it was just me plugging it into the laptop. Now it’s like :\
