Some of my friends are going to Anime North this year. I’m not, for various reasons. BUT, because I’m a horrible person, I want my friends to troll the convention while they’re there and find a bunch of stuff for me, so that they have an extra special weekend, and I feel satisfied with my level of douchbaggery. It’s mostly things that you’d frequently see at this convention, but I’m looking for specifics, such as:

• A Final Fantasy cosplayer from games 1-9.
• Three internet meme’s. The more hilarious the attempt, the better.
• Someone you feel like you should tell the staff to get them to cover up because of indecency (which is a rule) (example from last year, NSFSoul. My friend and I are pretty confident we saw some nipple and vulva when she passed us by).
• A slutty fem! version of any character. The sluttier the better. (reference picture needed for comparison).
• A person doing a fur-suit-like version of a Pokemon (example, this Slowpoke)
• Chell (from Portal or Portal 2) with the Portal Gun. Bonus points if the girl actually looks like her.
• The long line at the the fast-food restaurant immediately beside the convention building that happens at lunch-time on Saturday.
• A cheap cop-out cosplay like being a “random NPC”.
• “Kawaii” (cute, adorable) asian Lolita’s. The more kawaii the better.
• The most “sugoi” (cool, manly) cosplay you can find. And I mean jacked-up, chest out, bone-jumping sugoi.

There’s more, but I’m just putting the gems on here.

The character looks like this:

It takes a lot of confidence to cosplay as Felicia. You can’t see it, but, yeah, it’s a thong. Provocative, yes, but I’ve seen it done well before, largely with the use of body suits. This woman clearly has not heard of those. Because, well…

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